His cringe worthy smartphone conversation has a lot more in
common with many adult relationships than we'd probably care to admit.
Mobile love: One young lad has learned some relationship rules
fast thanks to his girlfriend. File photo
Troubles
with the opposite sex usually characterise the teenage years.
But one
nine-year-old boy has learned early that there can be awkwardness to
relationship matters.
This text exchange, between
"Damion "
and his 'new girlfriend', brings a child's clarity to a mature situation.
And it
might strike more of a chord with adult couples than you'd think.
The exchange was shared by Vine star Freddy Amazin , who is based in San Diego,
California.
The
girl, who is unidentified, asks "So r we together?", to which he
responds: "I don't know do you want to be together?"
"Only
if u want to," she responds, but soon comes the hard-to-get reply from
Damion: "I don't care it's your choice."
Starting
to sense a stalemate, the girl texts: "But I wanna know do you like me
that you'll be my bf... ??? [sic]"
First love: The conversation starts as a bit of a cat-and-mouse
discussion on the relationship status
Damion
responds positively, but his girlfriend has her doubts, texting: "So r we
together and I don't want u saying idc [I don't care] bc then Imma think you
don't want to [sic]."
He
shows his hand with his next message: "Yes because you want to be and I do
to [sic]."
But she
soon ups the ante, asking: "Do u love me??...???????'
Second step: The girl ups the ante with the 'love' question
early on in the relationship
When he
answers yes, there are more pressing issues to address, and she asks him:
"Wyd [what are you doing]", which he mistakes for 'why', answering
"because".
She
says: "It means what are you doing?" and he sensibly states:
"I'm just in my room texting you."
He then
decides to take the plunge with a romantic gesture: "You want ice cream
for tomorrow cuz imma try and bring a dollar or two so I can buy
something."
Romantic gesture: Damion offers ice cream in the hope of
securing the deal
She
approves, but it gets more embarrassing when he adds: "I'm about to work
out and almost got the six pack."
Perhaps
losing interest, she attempts to sign off with: "OK love u," and he
adds, "love you too."
She
responds: "I love u more babe," and his competitive side comes out,
with "No cuz I love you more than the galaxy," adding: "And I
love you more than the universe."
Winning text: The declarations get grander because Damion wants
to be the best
Impressed,
she says: "'Well that is really big so u must love me," she replies,
and he immediately shows his game with: "'Yup and I won."
The
awkward exchange was posted by Freddy on Twitter on November 9 captioned
"My nine-year-old brother and his girl are goals tbh".
With more than 6,200 retweets and 11,000 likes, the post is a success.
Twitter
user Jordan Rhodes says: "This kid is a savage already, 'I don't care it's
your choice'," while Jake Sauble added: "it's honestly what I want my
relationships to be.
Sources: Mirror Online
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